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 Valefor.Slipispsycho
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2010-06-22 14:26:44
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Okay, so the cover for our new grill came in today, and attatched to the invoice was this card pictured below.. WTH does Jesus have to do with grilling??? (sorry for the big pics, didn't take the time to resize them.)



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By Fairy.Spence 2010-06-22 14:28:22
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Grilling is obviously Satan worshiping.
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By Gilgamesh.Shayala 2010-06-22 14:29:14
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I would be so pissed off if someone tried preaching their religion at me in that way!
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2010-06-22 14:31:47
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I see an annoying piece of paper ruining my cookout!
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By Gilgamesh.Kdizzle 2010-06-22 14:34:47
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maybe its a christian based company. i know of a few that put things like that with their product.
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By Eirinne 2010-06-22 14:35:16
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I'd have my grill pouring some serious flames and that roasting nicely in the middle, take a picture, and send it back.

TBH,...knowing me, I'd do worse but that would work for now.
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By Ramuh.Vinvv 2010-06-22 14:36:14
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Valefor.Slipispsycho said:

i still can't figure out what the picture is >.>
<.<
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-06-22 14:36:58
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It says 'Jesus'

Look at it as though it's a template you'd spray paint something with, you'd just need to add a line on the top and bottom
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By Eirinne 2010-06-22 14:37:43
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Ramuh.Vinvv said:

i still can't figure out what the picture is >.>
<.<
It's magic eye. when you finally see it, it rips your eye out of it's socket, and tosses it on the new grill. True story.
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By Ramuh.Vinvv 2010-06-22 14:38:17
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Fairy.Spence said:
It says 'Jesus'

Look at it as though it's a template you'd spray paint something with, you'd just need to add a line on the top and bottom
i feel dumb now.
they feel the need to make jesus a riddle too?
i should have caught what it said right away but i just glanced at it.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-06-22 14:38:19
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Eirinne said:
Ramuh.Vinvv said:

i still can't figure out what the picture is >.>
<.<
It's magic eye. when you finally see it, it rips your eye out of it's socket, and tosses it on the new grill. True story.

Sounds as though someone needs some Jesus in their life!
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By Eirinne 2010-06-22 14:40:29
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Fairy.Spence said:
Eirinne said:
Ramuh.Vinvv said:

i still can't figure out what the picture is >.>
<.<
It's magic eye. when you finally see it, it rips your eye out of it's socket, and tosses it on the new grill. True story.

Sounds as though someone needs some Jesus in their life!
Fairy.Spence said:
Eirinne said:
Ramuh.Vinvv said:

i still can't figure out what the picture is >.>
<.<
It's magic eye. when you finally see it, it rips your eye out of it's socket, and tosses it on the new grill. True story.

Sounds as though someone needs some Jesus in their life!
egads.
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By Eirinne 2010-06-22 14:41:03
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sorry I posted that twice. but egads twice is just spiffy. Onward ho.
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By Ifrit.Daemun 2010-06-22 14:41:32
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Valefor.Annikahansen said:
but more than that, how can they assume, with all the religions (we're in the US) that their customers are all christian?

It's obvious that they assume not all of their customers are Christians. Looks to me like they are using a unique way to try to reach others.

You definitely can't argue the nature of their beliefs; and I, for one, fully support the ballsy move.

Whether you are Christian or not (which I am), it's quite infantile to be 'offended' by someone sharing the most influential part of their existence with you.
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By Ramuh.Vinvv 2010-06-22 14:42:29
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Valefor.Annikahansen said:
@Vin....stapled to the bottom corner of the invoice for our grill cover, was this thing. it is about the size of a business card, maybe larger.

i went off ranting and raving when i saw it.

hell, at my job, we have two openly homosexual people, and customers are forever leaving anti-gay religious pamphlets where these employees are at. and they harassed me and my mother (who was in a wheelchair, sick from being starved livin w/other family...i had to get her outta there) as we were leaving the store (and were rude about it), and they keep leaving jesus-paraphenalia at my register.

damnit ><
make some satanist fliers and counter them :P
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By Ramuh.Vinvv 2010-06-22 14:44:10
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I love how they have the ... in the scriptures because they only wanted to put in certain parts, classic.
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By Leviathan.Dubont 2010-06-22 14:44:10
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inb4 this turns into a "Jesus is gay" thread
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By Ramuh.Vinvv 2010-06-22 14:44:56
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Leviathan.Dubont said:
inb4 this turns into a "Jesus is gay" thread
wait, you think jesus is gay?
why are you gonna inb4 something you brought to the table????
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-06-22 14:45:59
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/sticks popcorn in the microwave
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By Valefor.Slipispsycho 2010-06-22 14:46:08
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Ramuh.Vinvv said:
Leviathan.Dubont said:
inb4 this turns into a "Jesus is gay" thread
wait, you think jesus is gay?
why are you gonna inb4 something you brought to the table????

Because it's an inevitability, and I knew that there was a good chance that it was/is/can/could/w/e turn into that, but this was just so weird and off the wall I had to share..
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By Leviathan.Dubont 2010-06-22 14:46:20
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Ramuh.Vinvv said:
Leviathan.Dubont said:
inb4 this turns into a "Jesus is gay" thread
wait, you think jesus is gay?
why are you gonna inb4 something you brought to the table????
you seem to have missed the point =)
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By Ifrit.Rikiyame 2010-06-22 14:46:28
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We used to find these all the time at Barnes & Noble in Council Bluffs, IA. Number one stolen item: Bibles. Go figure.
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By Ramuh.Vinvv 2010-06-22 14:46:53
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Leviathan.Dubont said:
Ramuh.Vinvv said:
Leviathan.Dubont said:
inb4 this turns into a "Jesus is gay" thread
wait, you think jesus is gay?
why are you gonna inb4 something you brought to the table????
you seem to have missed the point =)
nah, i got the point.
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By Shiva.Darkshade 2010-06-22 14:47:26
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Video tape yourself burning it.
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By Eirinne 2010-06-22 14:47:28
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well, if you agree with it or not, you did just what they wanted you to. ... "Share your discovery with others"
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By Eirinne 2010-06-22 14:48:48
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Fairy.Spence said:
/sticks popcorn in the microwave
is it Kettle Corn? Oh,...guilty pleasure...
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