Intelligent Design - Yeah No

On this nice sunny day of summer, I walked outside to smell in the fresh air. Ah, the birds chirping and the trees and flowers in bloom - releasing enough pollen to keep me from breathing right for a week.

So next time someone tells you that the eyeball is a perfect creation that could only have been designed by a greater power, I submit as example to the contrary my poor watery eyes. For fuck's sake ....

*goes back to the tissues*