Haseyo's Log

Haseyo's Adventure log, Day XVI, Hour IX

I put up my party flag, hoping that someone will invite me. Hopefully they don't find me hiding by the Auction house--if they check me before sending me an invite, I probably won't get invited. It sucks being poor. Maybe I can go shout for gil in exchange for a lap dance....

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVI, Hour X

I get to Kiriyu's house and its scented with candles.

She was in a robe, and my sword was sticking out.

Time to play...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVI, Hour XI

Ludoggy walks in raging and sends his army of underage asian girls to attack me.

They run at me screaming "Death by Snu Snu!"

I wonder what this means...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVI, Hour XI (minutes later...)

I figured that since they're running towards me, I should run away. I swiftly make my exit but I run into a large Galka and fall flat on my back... the hordes of small girls close in on me, I close my eyes and I'm about to say farewell...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVII, Hour I

I wake up just outside the Auction House with my pelvis broken

"Wtf happened to me, and where did i get this gil?!" I said to myself.

Gigas came running over, tripped over a taru, and smashed me...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVII, Hour II

Damned Gigas...

Thankfully, Gigas picked me up and carried me to a WHM who was buying spells and crying about not having any gil. Glad to know I'm not the only one who has money issues here.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVII, Hour III

So I get this party in Qufim and this PT wants me to get a page from a book. What do I have to kill to get a book? Wait...what's that floating thing in the corner.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVII, Hour III
(Minutes later)

I open this book and turn to one of the pages. I see this weird word and next to it says "50 Tabs"

Not knowing what it is, I touch and somehow end up back in my home country.

Now to start the trek back to Jeuno again...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVII, Hour IV

As I curse to myself, I decide to take a look around the city to try and find some armor upgrades. Though things were still expensive, it was at least significantly cheaper then Jeuno. And with the new-found wealth after the pelvic-crushing incident (which still hurts, for the record), there should be something affordable...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVII, Hour VI

I managed to bring the skins of previous killed lizards to a leathercrafter, who was greatful enough to make us some gear! We couldn't wear them, somehow there's a spell which stopped us putting it on..

LV17..? Not more leveling on rabbits....

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVII, Hour VII

wrought with disappointment and sorrow at not being able to emulate my idol Eric Estrada by not being able to equip my brand new leather jacket made from lizard skins, i entered the Sundries shop only to come out with exactly 30 Remedies. for some reason, the extra remedies would bounce out of my bag after the 30th one. i sat down in a dark alley and began to chug down the remedies. after about a dozen, i started hallucinating moogles at a nightclub. i lost count shortly after that, but after a few more Remedies my auditory ability was replaced with tracks from Jefferson Starship and Katy Perry. i cannot remember anything else but apparently i must have blacked out. now i have a nasty hangover and lacking in pants.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVIII, Hour II

I've got plenty of rabbit hides now after my revenge spree of gleeful bunny killing. I was on my way to sell them on the Auction House when I heard a commotion by that moogle with those marbles:

PlayerA: "OMG! OMG! I won Rank 1! I won! 19367!!!! W000!"
PlayerB: "Wow that's awesome. How many did you buy?"
PlayerA: "None, I just found this on the ground. Someone dropped a bunch of marbles earlier and I picked 'em up. ^_^"

Son of a...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XVIII, Hour III

So I talked with some people afterwards and apparently those marbles could be exchanged for prizes if they were inscribed with winning numbers. I'm waiting on a GM ticket I sent out to see if I can get my items back....

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XX, Hour 1pm

Turns out that 1up mushroom belonged to a fisher, he tried to bite my head off, but I whacked him on the head with my boomerang.

Well, I didn't win with my marbles, but it was fun to play, now it's back to partying.

I switch my armor, grab a new weapon, and head out to the fields, let's hope I can party today...

/picks up a tattered piece of paper

It's reads...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XXVIII, Hour 10pm

I've been lfp for about a week and no invites. I'm running low on ammo for my gun since I couldn't resist shooting a few EP goblins out here.

Think I'll head back to my home nation and switch jobs it hopes of finding a prime party...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XXIX, 9:30am
Just so you know, sheep are not domesticated enough to give milk on the field.

Not. One. Bit.

Hoping I see a white mage, because I think my ribs are busted.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day 29, Hour: 1pm

I took the day off to hang out with some friends in Upper Jeuno's exclusive bar. They were serving MNKs today so we all went in with our assorted MNK gear.

After an hour or so, a group of JP ONRY MNKs walk in and demanded that we leave. After telling them to *** off numerous times, we decided to handle this the Ballista way.

Time to play...

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day XXIX, 9:41am

A Red Mage came by and Raised me. I decided to wait on a Raise III.

Haseyo's Adventure Log, Day 29, Hour: 1:02pm

After a sorry ballista match the JP won the bar for the rest of the day. It was almost like the Yakuza showed up.

I'll just stay away from that place...

Day 29, 4pm...

Losing to those RMT sympathizers only made me realize how much more I need to train. So I raised my flag and took off to Cape Terrigan for some FoV training.

Funny thing to see bunnies pawn players...