This is more of a bad joke but you are hearing it anyway...
What's Irish and stays out in the back yard, even when its raining?
Guess The Riddle Thread
Guess the Riddle Thread
Paddy O'furniture!
Like I said a bad joke and not a riddle, that's all I got.
Like I said a bad joke and not a riddle, that's all I got.
This guy is sitting in a restaurant and has twelve tooth picks on the table. He uses one to clean his teeth and then had nine in front of him. Why?
Fairy.Tbest said:
Ragnarok.Erikthecleric said:
I got one, probably gonna be easy since it was around a while back...
It has 7 letters.
It is Greater than god.
It is Meaner than the devil.
Poor people have it.
Wealthy people need it.
If u eat it for a long period of time u will die.
What is it?
It has 7 letters.
It is Greater than god.
It is Meaner than the devil.
Poor people have it.
Wealthy people need it.
If u eat it for a long period of time u will die.
What is it?
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Ramuh.Rowland said:
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
This guy is sitting in a restaurant and has twelve tooth picks on the table. He uses one to clean his teeth and then had nine in front of him. Why?
Because those damn toothpicks are so cheap you go through at least 3 of them before you're done.
Wrong ;)
I do not breathe, but I run and jump.
I do not eat, but I swim and stretch.
I do not drink, but I sleep and stand.
I do not think, but I grow and play.
I do not see, but you see me every day.
I do not eat, but I swim and stretch.
I do not drink, but I sleep and stand.
I do not think, but I grow and play.
I do not see, but you see me every day.
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
This guy is sitting in a restaurant and has twelve tooth picks on the table. He uses one to clean his teeth and then had nine in front of him. Why?
He Razor Ramon'd one at his waiter!
Unicorn.Excesspain said:
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
This guy is sitting in a restaurant and has twelve tooth picks on the table. He uses one to clean his teeth and then had nine in front of him. Why?
He Razor Ramon'd one at his waiter!
I don't know what that means lol but wrong.
LoL Even I know Razor Ramon XD
That one's tricky
That one's tricky
Ramuh.Dasva said:
I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me every day.
YOUR SHADOW =)
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
This guy is sitting in a restaurant and has twelve tooth picks on the table. He uses one to clean his teeth and then had nine in front of him. Why?
He is with 2 other people who both used one too?
Ramuh.Sagittario said:
Ramuh.Dasva said:
I do not breathe, but I run and jump. I do not eat, but I swim and stretch. I do not drink, but I sleep and stand. I do not think, but I grow and play. I do not see, but you see me every day.
Hmmmm sorta closer
What's Brown and Sticky?
a stick!
a stick!
Unicorn.Excesspain said:
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
This guy is sitting in a restaurant and has twelve tooth picks on the table. He uses one to clean his teeth and then had nine in front of him. Why?
He is with 2 other people who both used one too?
If it's the answer then it have to be the worse riddle I ever seen lol...
What's Green and Smells Like Pork?
Kermit's FINGER!
Kermit's FINGER!
Unicorn.Excesspain said:
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
This guy is sitting in a restaurant and has twelve tooth picks on the table. He uses one to clean his teeth and then had nine in front of him. Why?
He is with 2 other people who both used one too?
Nope, keep trying.
Pandemonium.Liquidz said:
Unicorn.Excesspain said:
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
This guy is sitting in a restaurant and has twelve tooth picks on the table. He uses one to clean his teeth and then had nine in front of him. Why?
He is with 2 other people who both used one too?
If it's the answer then it have to be the worse riddle I ever seen lol...
wound up with 9 teeth in front of him?
must be horrible with a toothpick.
Mine was an umbrella btw (up a chimney down but not down a chimney up).
Just one, he's gotta come down the road to your house so you can meet him before you can call him anything.
Ramuh.Rowland said:
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Just one, he's gotta come down the road to your house so you can meet him before you can call him anything.
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
Unicorn.Excesspain said:
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
This guy is sitting in a restaurant and has twelve tooth picks on the table. He uses one to clean his teeth and then had nine in front of him. Why?
Was he realy realy bored and spelt out the word 'NINE' with the 11 remaining toothpicks? If so he needs to stop dining alone.
Seraph.Mooshie said:
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
Unicorn.Excesspain said:
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
This guy is sitting in a restaurant and has twelve tooth picks on the table. He uses one to clean his teeth and then had nine in front of him. Why?
Was he realy realy bored and spelt out the word 'NINE' with the 11 remaining toothpicks? If so he needs to stop dining alone.
Winner... I suspect google might have helped you ;)
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