Aly said:
Keep it clean.
We don't want to know Das!
Guess The Riddle Thread
Guess the Riddle Thread
Odin.Blazza said:
Aly said:
Keep it clean.
It's a reference. Semi famous riddle of sorts.
Yeah yeah yeah, the Hobbit (although I can't remember the answer), I was joking :p
Actually he had the ring in his pocket, cheating *** hobbit.
Odin.Blazza said:
Actually he had the ring in his pocket, cheating *** hobbit.
Hey he won... I would've said my preccccioooooooooooooooooosssssss
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
Seraph.Mooshie said:
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
Unicorn.Excesspain said:
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
This guy is sitting in a restaurant and has twelve tooth picks on the table. He uses one to clean his teeth and then had nine in front of him. Why?
Nope, simply wasted my afternoon pondering it. Got some strips of paper and tried making it fit in roman numerals first! Ok heres one I quite like, if a little odd:
Police call off a massive search after Americas most wanted man is found dead a forest in Europe. He's deep in snow, with no tracks leading to or from the body. The body has an unopened backpack on. Autopsy rules out murder or suicicde. Upon opening the backpack it becomes immedietly obvious how he died.
What was in the backpack?
Seraph.Mooshie said:
Police call off a massive search after Americas most wanted man is found dead a forest in Europe. He's deep in snow, with no tracks leading to or from the body. The body has an unopened backpack on. Autopsy rules out murder or suicicde. Upon opening the backpack it becomes immedietly obvious how he died. What was in the backpack?
A parachute!
Seraph.Mooshie said:
Police call off a massive search after Americas most wanted man is found dead a forest in Europe. He's deep in snow, with no tracks leading to or from the body. The body has an unopened backpack on. Autopsy rules out murder or suicicde. Upon opening the backpack it becomes immedietly obvious how he died.
What was in the backpack?
What was in the backpack?
A parachute!
Ramuh.Dasva said:
Seraph.Mooshie said:
Police call off a massive search after Americas most wanted man is found dead a forest in Europe. He's deep in snow, with no tracks leading to or from the body. The body has an unopened backpack on. Autopsy rules out murder or suicicde. Upon opening the backpack it becomes immedietly obvious how he died. What was in the backpack?
A parachute!
your mother's panties
3 brothers on a trip stop at a motel late at night to spend the night. It's not high-class, it's only $30 a night for the room. They each pay $10 and head up to their room.
The motel owner notices that he only should've charged them $25 for the room, hands $5 to his kid and sends him after the guests.
On the way up the kid puts $2 in his pocket and hands $3 to the brothers, who each pocket $1 back into their wallet.
Each brother paid $9, making $27, and the kid has $2 in his pocket. What happened to the missing dollar ?
The motel owner notices that he only should've charged them $25 for the room, hands $5 to his kid and sends him after the guests.
On the way up the kid puts $2 in his pocket and hands $3 to the brothers, who each pocket $1 back into their wallet.
Each brother paid $9, making $27, and the kid has $2 in his pocket. What happened to the missing dollar ?
Quetzalcoatl.Taxero said:
3 brothers on a trip stop at a motel late at night to spend the night. It's not high-class, it's only $30 a night for the room. They each pay $10 and head up to their room. The motel owner notices that he only should've charged them $25 for the room, hands $5 to his kid and sends him after the guests. On the way up the kid puts $2 in his pocket and hands $3 to the brothers, who each pocket $1 back into their wallet. Each brother paid $9, making $27, and the kid has $2 in his pocket. What happened to the missing dollar ?
It didn't go anywhere. The brothers effectively paid $27 for 25 room giving the boy $2...
There is no missing dollar, they paid $27 dollars, $25 for the room and $2 to the kid.
The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox's is quite small.
What is it?
The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox's is quite small.
What is it?
y A parachute!
Yup. Not the best of exits. Anyone, post one.
Ramuh.Dasva said:
Seraph.Mooshie said:
Police call off a massive search after Americas most wanted man is found dead a forest in Europe. He's deep in snow, with no tracks leading to or from the body. The body has an unopened backpack on. Autopsy rules out murder or suicicde. Upon opening the backpack it becomes immedietly obvious how he died. What was in the backpack?
Yup. Not the best of exits. Anyone, post one.
Siren.Thoraeon said:
The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox's is quite small. What is it?
Penis!
The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox's is quite small.
What is it?
Surname
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox's is quite small.
What is it?
Surname
its either a last name... or a condom.
This one makes me chuckle. Probably wont work in a forum, its better spoken, but its one to get your mates with.
Which of these is correct; 'Nine and five are thirteen' or 'nine and five is thirteen'?
Which of these is correct; 'Nine and five are thirteen' or 'nine and five is thirteen'?
Seraph.Mooshie said:
This one makes me chuckle. Probably wont work in a forum, its better spoken, but its one to get your mates with.
Which of these is correct; 'Nine and five are thirteen' or 'nine and five is thirteen'?
Which of these is correct; 'Nine and five are thirteen' or 'nine and five is thirteen'?
Hm, neither as they're actually both 14.
Garuda.Hypnotizd said:
Seraph.Mooshie said:
This one makes me chuckle. Probably wont work in a forum, its better spoken, but its one to get your mates with. Which of these is correct; 'Nine and five are thirteen' or 'nine and five is thirteen'?
Yup. Another one that only works when spoke you can always get someone with goes:
You drive a train with 20 people on it from X to X. Then make up a load of stops saying how many people get on and off. People are obviously keeping track of passengers assuming its a math question. Finish it with 'what was the drivers name'. Generates some seriously confused looks.
Every morning a man gets up, gets dressed, has breakfast, and goes to work. The man works on the 84th floor, he takes the elevator to floor 4 and then walks the rest of the way up the stairs to the 84th floor. The security guard notices the man does this everyday.
Why does the man do this?
Why does the man do this?
Gilgamesh.Alyria said:
Every morning a man gets up, gets dressed, has breakfast, and goes to work. The man works on the 84th floor, he takes the elevator to floor 4 and then walks the rest of the way up the stairs to the 84th floor. The security guard notices the man does this everyday. Why does the man do this?
cleaning the stairs for a living?
Nope :P Try again :)
Gilgamesh.Alyria said:
Every morning a man gets up, gets dressed, has breakfast, and goes to work. The man works on the 84th floor, he takes the elevator to floor 4 and then walks the rest of the way up the stairs to the 84th floor. The security guard notices the man does this everyday.
Why does the man do this?
Why does the man do this?
The building is under construction and there is no elevator to go up to the 84th floor?
He doesn't have the Key Card? Lolol FFVII...
Lmao nope give up?
hes trying to lose weight and doesnt wanna cut out pizza from his diet
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