Found On Another Website

Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that as ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends hosue tonight for dinner, and short after i had to go take a ***. My GF's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something ym friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when i was taking a dump, my stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard foosteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

Thought this was *** hillarious, found on another website.

also wanted to say Hi as i haven't been around for a while (:

So you post this here ^^;

It's not about his personal experience... it's something he found.

She should break up with you
that sh*t was gay. On the toilet backwards
taking a dump wtf is wrong with you. lol
what are you 10 years old. wow such a
lame.

EL OH EL!

"Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever."

I think this was the funniest part

this is old.

Anyone else have an urge to try this?

try having sex in the back of your s/o's mom's car without her noticing to go drug it up at a rave.

Not really