What The Hell Does Jesus Have To Do With Grilling? O.o

/sticks butter in the microwave to melt

please take your religious observations and worthless research to a thread that's 500 miles South of "Noonegivesafuckville".

Its CLEARLY obvious, when using the grill, you'll become as powerful as Jesus Christ himself and you can banish burned food to Hell.

I lol'd.

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...damnit. Now I want popcorn too. Wonderhow it would taste with Odwalla superfood drink.

1. If it was something you believed in at the depths of your soul, would you not want other people around you to believe along the same lines as you? Would you not want people you had things in common with, that took their reasoning from the same sources as you? The answer is yes. In order to do this, you would be showing others your belief system.

2. Apparently the top management/owners are very religious. In the Christians belief, a lot of our purpose in this part of our existence (earth) is to show others the great treasure that we have found in God. With that said it makes sense that this company is sending these things out. They want to reach as many people as they can.

3. You are doing the very thing you are condemning the grilling company for: you made a thread, on a website read by people of all beliefs to bring attention to the fact that you are not a Christian and were offended by an act of a Christian. Pot calling the kettle black?

I won't go into detail how I'm sorry to hear that you no longer believe in the teachings of the Bible, or really never believed honestly...because if I started down that path it would take about 3 posts before someone said something stupid and would get this thread locked. I will say that I am sorry to hear it though, and that I will pray someday you may see things differently. If you would like to have an education discussion on said matter feel free to pm me.

maybe the grill cooks the food for you and its wireless connected to your brain waves so you can control it wireless. Or maybe you can turn one burger patty and one hotdog into 20 burgers and 10 hotdogs.

SO anyhow....

^^fact!

personally I'd return the ***. I don't want my money going to pay for religious propaganda.

Would I like the fact that in that act it would show to me that you don't believe? No

Would it give me someone to try to witness too? Yes

Would I make a thread for people of all views to see that it offended me just to call attention to the fact that someone out there has a problem with Christianity and the beliefs related to it?
No, all it does is call attention to people that come up with "GTFO" and eventually mindless retards from both sides of the argument will say things that have no value to them whatsoever and the thread will get closed. No ones' life will have been changed and each side will feel more resentment towards the other than before. This actually has the opposite effect of what one would want to accomplish yes?

Last time I checked the last half of that is Islam..or maybe Christianity in the 1400's...and last time I checked this isn't the 1400's but then again everything is relative right?

Sorry for the double

Maybe they want you to cook it....

edit:
grill it*

Actually I made the thread, not her <_< and no I didn't do it to draw attention to the fact that I'm not christian, as I made that point perfectly clear just 24 hours ago..

I made the thread because it was odd, you're christian, so to you it seems perfectly normal.. I live in the bible belt (South Texas to be exact) and this is the first time I've ever seen anything like this, so it is odd in that respect...

Sorry by the look of her reply it sounded as though she was the one who started the thread (read as though she was talking in possessive form of the grill) I didn't bother to scroll back up.

And look what I started...

Now that makes sense

Why are you quoting yourself?

Call and complain.

By request..

Because of the reasons I gave earlier as examples for when someone said if they were a Satan worshiper should they try to spread it. If I feel that I am going to a place that is eternal; with no suffering, or pain, or death and the only cost is a change of heart I would be quite stupid to not share this with others. Of which, I believe that without this change in heart they will have an eternity that is completely full of suffering, pain, loss, etc.

Then there's all the benefits of being satisfied and joyous here and today, whereas most people I meet that aren't believers or say they are but haven't had a change in heart...are also truly unhappy with most aspects of their life.

That in a nutshell is why I feel the need to spread my 'religion'.


I've addressed the issues here numerous times...mostly by myself.

Not to bash on you at all, but I said that because of this first statement. You did, in fact, state where your beliefs set (more so where they didn't but you did make that public, and the fact that you were offended)

The problem was where I was under the assumption you started the thread.
I find this odd that you wouldn't want others to be able to console with that had similar beliefs.

Agree to disagree?

I still firmly stand that a true Christian isn't convert/kill. We do everything we can to convert, if we don't get it done we still love that person for who they are.

Before everyone starts giving me examples of exceptions to that rule, I said true Christian so either they were falsely professing their faith or were not conducting themselves as the Bible and my God has instructed them to.