"Are You A Fatass? No Diploma For You! "

Language: JP EN DE FR
New Items
2019-12-13
users online
Forum » Everything Else » Chatterbox » "Are you a fatass? No diploma for you! "
"Are you a fatass? No diploma for you! "
First Page 2 3 4 5 6
Offline
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 89
By Sylph.Thegiftedmonkey 2009-11-30 17:09:44
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Hey thanks for reminding me. How do they go about figuring someone's BMI? 6'4" and 250 says you're fat based on the internet calculators, but if you're footballer than that's 250lbs of muscle.

I doubt they have the time to give all the students the water displacement measurement even though that's the most accurate way to measure. Calipers carry too much room for error and the BMI calculator is just a 50/50.

Right hurrrr.

Also, it called me obese, not fat...

NOW WHERE'S MY HAAGEN-DAZS?!
Offline
Posts: 88
By Deckard 2009-11-30 17:11:47
Link | Quote | Reply
 
I am a student... <.< i dont down the cups of coffee, but the 3-4 energy drinks on finals yea i know all about that xD. But still i magnaged and still do manage to stretch like your taught to in elementary school for the recommended 5-15Ms of calistenics (<-spellcheck?). yea its not fat burning but it keeps me from slamming my face into my desk/book/Pencil which damn near took out my eye before.
 Ramuh.Lilbusta
Offline
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
user: phatspade
Posts: 4580
By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-11-30 17:12:02
Link | Quote | Reply
 
But we all know the calculator is flawed. So how is this school going to prove those students are over 30%? Right now I'm 26% and you all will laugh thinking I should be under 20%.
Offline
Posts: 88
By Deckard 2009-11-30 17:13:02
Link | Quote | Reply
 
abd yes a Liberal arts degree requires a fitness course of some sort. Gotta be well rounded in damn near everything
 Caitsith.Amonk
Offline
Server: Caitsith
Game: FFXI
user: Amonk
Posts: 80
By Caitsith.Amonk 2009-11-30 17:15:56
Link | Quote | Reply
 
First they came for the fatties...
Offline
Posts: 88
By Deckard 2009-11-30 17:16:06
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Thirdly im not trying to crack on people over weight. im just askin the question is the school trying to disprove genetics. (Half of the trailer parks will be furious for reading this) or are they just trying to stop people being lazy. Cause seriously who needs to be physically fit to be a personal calculator for some big wig at some firm? seriously who? Yes there are some jobs that are suited towards being physically fit. but you know what. if you applied for the job, you know whats in store for you work wise. I never showed up to a construction job thinking i was just going to sit on my *** and doodle.

would have been pretty epic work though if i did >.>
Offline
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 89
By Sylph.Thegiftedmonkey 2009-11-30 17:18:19
Link | Quote | Reply
 


PA is preparing...
Offline
Posts: 88
By Deckard 2009-11-30 17:19:14
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Gotta practice them high knees fat boy!
 Cerberus.Katarzyna
Offline
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
user: Katarzyna
Posts: 1354
By Cerberus.Katarzyna 2009-11-30 17:22:28
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Deckard said:
I am a student... <.< i dont down the cups of coffee, but the 3-4 energy drinks on finals yea i know all about that xD. But still i magnaged and still do manage to stretch like your taught to in elementary school for the recommended 5-15Ms of calistenics (<-spellcheck?). yea its not fat burning but it keeps me from slamming my face into my desk/book/Pencil which damn near took out my eye before.

So I'm wondering how it cures laziness, since most student sit on their *** all the time.

Ok, now what I REALLY want to know is, are they going to instill some sort of punishment on the fat *** employees as well? I mean, fat *** students get their diploma withheld from them. Shouldn't the employees be setting an example for these students? Mr. Timothy Lewis has man boobs, ffs!.

(I'm having way too much fun with this, I know)
 Ramuh.Lilbusta
Offline
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
user: phatspade
Posts: 4580
By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-11-30 17:24:06
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Yes you are and it's very entertaining!
Offline
Posts: 88
By Deckard 2009-11-30 17:28:14
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Awesome a real debate on the interwebs from the cave i broadcast from.

Well, ***i spelt calistenics right?

Um, the cure to lazyness. 5 lines of speed and an 8-ball of coke should it.
 Ramuh.Lilbusta
Offline
Server: Ramuh
Game: FFXI
user: phatspade
Posts: 4580
By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2009-11-30 17:29:13
Link | Quote | Reply
 
That's for the pro's. Start off with a line of speed and when you feel it starting to wear just do a line of coke. Rotate them throughout the night XD
Offline
Posts: 88
By Deckard 2009-11-30 17:29:24
Link | Quote | Reply
 
and most definately should the workplace enforce physique fitness. Cat n Ninetails should do the work.
 Gilgamesh.Areaden
Offline
Server: Gilgamesh
Game: FFXI
user: Areaden
Posts: 86
By Gilgamesh.Areaden 2009-11-30 17:31:15
Link | Quote | Reply
 
you are all missing the point.... It is a school for education. Knowledge of how to do the job is what is needed not the physical apperance or health. If we are doing BMI what about the "too skinny" kids? you can say fat ppl are fat by choice but that is just *** bs. If this continues then its gonna be a mess. Dont force your standards onto other people with looks and health. Oh well tho right. It was bound to happen sooner or later, someone was gonna say that kids are too fat and "do something" about it. How about putting an age limit on fast food? why not make it illegal to buy take out for minors or make you serve jail time for being an unfit parent and take your kids away if they are fat or too fat or the fattest? why not? OR OR OR you can do the smart thing the right thing. STFU.

Ok but really tho... Isnt there enough ***to deal with already reguarding your looks? you are just getting out of school and going into the work force completely free of mom and dad looking for a wife/husband and you can get the job you want because you are over weight? I havent heard of anyone not hiring someone because they are too big, and if they do fine its their company. But school is not the place to be told you are too overweight and you have earned your diploma so get it and leave. Id say start a million lbs march but then you got to find enough fat people that can walk and can walk futher then the couch to fridge. Its not ok to place standards on people that involve looks. what if they are smart but crazy ugly? are we then make a beauty course for them?
 Cerberus.Katarzyna
Offline
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
user: Katarzyna
Posts: 1354
By Cerberus.Katarzyna 2009-11-30 17:33:13
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Gilgamesh.Areaden said:
you are all missing the point....

I think I brought up some fabulous points, and they all say the same thing:

This

School

Is

Stupid




Fin.


PS: They already charge parents with being unfit for starving their kids. I wouldn't mind someone stepping in and charging parents for making their 5 year old weigh 80 pounds.

PPS: Oh yea, this isn't about how people look. This isn't creating a super human race that's all attractive. They aren't telling everyone with gaps in their teeth to get braces, or people with acne to see a dermatologist. They are hiding under the facade that they are promoting healthy lifestyles, which is A-OK! *thumbs up*
Offline
Posts: 88
By Deckard 2009-11-30 17:33:16
Link | Quote | Reply
 
I dont think your directed at me, but not ripping on fat people. was kinda trying to emphasize soceity. but yes you are right. Crack skinny mofos need to gain some weight. but then again if they do. then who will the fat people be able to pick on?
 Garuda.Feifongwong
Offline
Server: Garuda
Game: FFXI
Posts: 464
By Garuda.Feifongwong 2009-11-30 17:36:50
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Gilgamesh.Areaden said:
you are all missing the point.... It is a school for education. Knowledge of how to do the job is what is needed not the physical apperance or health. If we are doing BMI what about the "too skinny" kids? you can say fat ppl are fat by choice but that is just *** bs. If this continues then its gonna be a mess. Dont force your standards onto other people with looks and health. Oh well tho right. It was bound to happen sooner or later, someone was gonna say that kids are too fat and "do something" about it. How about putting an age limit on fast food? why not make it illegal to buy take out for minors or make you serve jail time for being an unfit parent and take your kids away if they are fat or too fat or the fattest? why not? OR OR OR you can do the smart thing the right thing. STFU.

Ok but really tho... Isnt there enough ***to deal with already reguarding your looks? you are just getting out of school and going into the work force completely free of mom and dad looking for a wife/husband and you can get the job you want because you are over weight? I havent heard of anyone not hiring someone because they are too big, and if they do fine its their company. But school is not the place to be told you are too overweight and you have earned your diploma so get it and leave. Id say start a million lbs march but then you got to find enough fat people that can walk and can walk futher then the couch to fridge. Its not ok to place standards on people that involve looks. what if they are smart but crazy ugly? are we then make a beauty course for them?


^ this
 Fairy.Vegetto
Offline
Server: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Vegetto
Posts: 3615
By Fairy.Vegetto 2009-11-30 17:38:37
Link | Quote | Reply
 
"you are all missing the point.... It is a school for education. Knowledge of how to do the job is what is needed not the physical apperance or health." I'd agree with this if there weren't already classes that you don't need to do your job that are required. For example, I don't need Humanities to hand out pills as a pharmacist.
Unrelated classes, you have to take them all the time. If I had my choice, I'd prefer it be physical education, something I can take and use in every day life, than something I study to pass a test, and will never see again for the rest of my life.
Offline
Posts: 88
By Deckard 2009-11-30 17:40:04
Link | Quote | Reply
 
WTF is humanities. never saw that class in my seasonal book of classes listings.
 Cerberus.Katarzyna
Offline
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
user: Katarzyna
Posts: 1354
By Cerberus.Katarzyna 2009-11-30 17:41:34
Link | Quote | Reply
 
hu?man?i?ty

–noun, plural -ties.
1. all human beings collectively; the human race; humankind.
2. the quality or condition of being human; human nature.
3. the quality of being humane; kindness; benevolence.
4. the humanities,
a. the study of classical languages and classical literature.
b. the Latin and Greek classics as a field of study.
c. literature, philosophy, art, etc., as distinguished from the natural sciences.
d. the study of literature, philosophy, art, etc.
 Fairy.Vegetto
Offline
Server: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Vegetto
Posts: 3615
By Fairy.Vegetto 2009-11-30 17:42:21
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Deckard said:
WTF is humanities. never saw that class in my seasonal book of classes listings.
Social studies pretty much. Classes like history, world religion, ect fall into this category, and my school requires two classes worth to graduate.
 Gilgamesh.Areaden
Offline
Server: Gilgamesh
Game: FFXI
user: Areaden
Posts: 86
By Gilgamesh.Areaden 2009-11-30 17:43:23
Link | Quote | Reply
 
and another thing :D
We are growing too fast as a world, the world pop. has doubled since the 1950s, we need some population control, if food kills the people faster its better than war and more profitable. If there were no cancers or AIDs or war then we would all be dead right now. And instead of talking ***and talking down to the people that are fat why not encourage and teach as friends and family. I said encourage not judge, force or demand. Its all still freedom of choice. And being fat isnt a choice. No one really thinks "Wow i need to gain weight, have rolls, stretch marks and a double chin". Sometimes it just happens. A day at a time a pound at a time. And an opinion is like saying "I think that this is a good idea", being an *** is saying "fat people are disgusting" and tho it is in the form of an opinion you are still a ***.
Offline
Posts: 88
By Deckard 2009-11-30 17:43:41
Link | Quote | Reply
 
you could have just said social studies... i know wtf social studies is. huh never heard it called humanities
Offline
Posts: 88
By Deckard 2009-11-30 17:44:06
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Cerberus.Katarzyna said:
hu?man?i?ty –noun, plural -ties. 1. all human beings collectively; the human race; humankind. 2. the quality or condition of being human; human nature. 3. the quality of being humane; kindness; benevolence. 4. the humanities, a. the study of classical languages and classical literature. b. the Latin and Greek classics as a field of study. c. literature, philosophy, art, etc., as distinguished from the natural sciences. d. the study of literature, philosophy, art, etc.

thanks webster ^^
 Cerberus.Katarzyna
Offline
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
user: Katarzyna
Posts: 1354
By Cerberus.Katarzyna 2009-11-30 17:44:48
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Gilgamesh.Areaden said:
we need some population control

So you approve of eugenics?

Hey I have an idea! Let's start sterilizing people!
 Fairy.Vegetto
Offline
Server: Fairy
Game: FFXI
user: Vegetto
Posts: 3615
By Fairy.Vegetto 2009-11-30 17:44:53
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Deckard said:
you could have just said social studies... i know wtf social studies is. huh never heard it called humanities
That's what everyone around here calls it, lol.
 Garuda.Feifongwong
Offline
Server: Garuda
Game: FFXI
Posts: 464
By Garuda.Feifongwong 2009-11-30 17:50:30
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Cerberus.Katarzyna said:
Gilgamesh.Areaden said:
we need some population control

So you approve of eugenics?

Hey I have an idea! Let's start sterilizing people!

1950 - 2,555,982,611
2009 - 6,764,650,308

http://www.npg.org/facts/world_pop_year.htm
Source: U.S. Bureau of the Census, Current Population Projections.

That's a little disturbing...
Offline
Posts: 88
By Deckard 2009-11-30 17:51:13
Link | Quote | Reply
 
For all those being offended. take what crawled up your *** and died out, re-adjust to the nice atmosphere of calmness. and understand im not judging people who are obese, crack *** skinny, ugly, lolhawt(Models with no sense of decency towards people in general need to die), crippled or friggin healthy.

I agree society sucks. We live in a world of buy/eat/***/oooshiny.

I do however believe that guess what. You did choose the way your life is. Theres nothing, that prevents a person from being how they want to be. Personal expierence- Had severe acne in highschool. lots of torment.
Guess what. im genetically configured to have horrible acne, however theres this nice thing called face wash that did wonders. not saying cream to cure obseity. dont believe the commercials people. well the majority.

But seriously. its manageable, you just need the effort.
 Gilgamesh.Areaden
Offline
Server: Gilgamesh
Game: FFXI
user: Areaden
Posts: 86
By Gilgamesh.Areaden 2009-11-30 17:52:14
Link | Quote | Reply
 
no
Cerberus.Katarzyna said:
Gilgamesh.Areaden said:
we need some population control

So you approve of eugenics?

Hey I have an idea! Let's start sterilizing people!


No i dont belive in eugenics i said that its a form or population control and that we should start selecting who can reproduce and such. i said people need to die, its a fact of life, im not pushing for people to die im saying it needs to happen so everyone can live. If no one ever dies then the world would suck bigger balls then it does now.
 Cerberus.Katarzyna
Offline
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
user: Katarzyna
Posts: 1354
By Cerberus.Katarzyna 2009-11-30 17:55:07
Link | Quote | Reply
 
Gilgamesh.Areaden said:
No i dont belive in eugenics i said that its a form or population control and that we should start selecting who can reproduce and such. i said people need to die, its a fact of life, im not pushing for people to die im saying it needs to happen so everyone can live. If no one ever dies then the world would suck bigger balls then it does now.

Your lack of grammar may have me confused, but did you seriously just say we should start selecting people who can reproduce? How would you go about selecting these people? By race? Religion? What kind of music they like? What hairstyle they wore in 1997?

What about your speech on freedom of choice? Isn't part of freedom of choice being able to decide if you want to have children or not?

Or does freedom of choice only apply to fat people now?


Log in to post.